At the moment my dissertation is crowning and I am in a lot of vaginal and lower back pain as a result. Writing lists allows me to dole out much wanted and needed advise to the masses of people like a queen. So read this post about how to deal with meanies and you will have a fruitful life and many children.
Fart near them and walk away.
Fart near them, stay their and look at them as though they are completely disgusting. If you do this well enough they will doubt themselves and become mortified.
Leave a wet towel on their bed.
Ask them how they like their tea and then make it the complete opposite way. Tell them to enjoy.
Tell them that you really admire how they don’t feel the need to wash.